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If You Can

If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can overlook it when something goes wrong through no fault of yours and those you love take it out on you,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can say honestly that deep in your heart you have no prejudice against creed, color, religion or politics,


Then, my friends, you are ALMOST as good as your DOG.





My Master

Of all my friends, I would be the most faithful,
Of your home, the watchful guard,
In the call of my name, I shall answer diligently,
And of your law, I shall always be obedient.
Give me your affection,
I shall give you my live...





Ten Wishes from a Rottweiler toward Mankind


My lifespan could last ten, maybe twelve years.
Every separation from you - I will suffer from.
So please think about this before you purchase me!
Give me time to understand what you expect from me!
Plant trust in me, because that is what I'll live on.
Don't be mad at me too long, and don't lock me up as punishment,
as you have your work, your fun, and your friends
but all I have is you!
Talk to me sometimes!
Even if I don't always understand your direct words
your voice toward me, I do!
Please know: however you treat me, I will never forget.
Before you strike me, think about this: without any stress,
my jaws could easily break the bones in your hand
but I will never do so!
Before you call me at times unwilling stubborn or lazy,
think - maybe the wrong food is bothering me,
or I was exposed to the hot sun for too long
or it's just my aging heart!
When I get old, please care about me
you, too, will be old some day!
Even if it is not easy when the time comes,
please stay in every way with me. Don't say
"I can't see something like this", or
"This should be done in my absence".
Remember everything is easier for me when you are at my side!
with loving gratitude, your dog

........................ your friend!




I'm a LUCKY Rescued Rottweiler!


I'm not sure why I ended up unwanted
It doesn't matter anymore
YOU decided I was worthy
And opened up your door
Thank you for accepting me
And all my baggage too
I'm really glad you understand
We both have work to do
Show me what you want from me
Help me be a star!
Together we will show the world
How truly great we are!
I don't come with a guarantee
It's always day to day
I'll be your loyal loving friend
Until it's time for me to go away





THE DOG RULES!


Dogs are never permitted in the house. The dog stays out side in the specially built wooden compartment named for a very good reason, the dog house.
Ok, the dog can enter the house but only for short visits or if his own house is under renovation.
Ok, the dog can stay in the house on a permanent basis provided his doghouse could be sold in a garage sale to a rookie dog owner.
Inside the house, the dog is not allowed to run free and is confined to a comfortable, but secure cage.
Ok, the cage becomes part of a "two for one" deal in the garage sale and the dog can go wherever the hell he pleases.
The dog is never allowed on the furniture.
Ok, the dog can get up on the old furniture, but not the new furniture.
Ok, the dog can get up on the new furniture until it looks like the old furniture and then we'll sell the whole works, and buy new furniture on which the dog will most definitely not be allowed.
The dog never sleeps on the bed. Period.
Ok, the dog can sleep at the foot of the bed only.
Ok, the dog can sleep along side you, but he is not allowed under the covers.
Ok, the dog can sleep under the covers, but not with his head on your pillow.
Ok, the dog can sleep along side you, under the covers with his head on your pillow, but if he snores, he's got to leave the room.
Ok, the dog can sleep and snore and fart and have nightmares in your bed, but he's not to come in and sleep on the couch in the TV room, where you're now sleeping.
That's just not fair.
The dog never gets listed on the census questionnaires as "primary resident" even if it's true.
Remember, in any and all house-hold interactions or disputes -- the dog rules !





Poem for a New Puppy Owner

Don't smell crotches, Don't eat plants.
Don't steal food or underpants.
Don't eat my socks, Don't grab my hair...
DON'T RIP THE STUFFING FROM THAT CHAIR!
Don't eat those peas!
Don't touch that bush!
Don't chew my shoes...
What IS that mush? Eat your cookie,
Drink your drink, Outta the toilet! Outta the sink!
AWAY FROM THE CAT BOX, IT'S FOR THE CAT!
(And MUST you kiss me after that???)
Yes, raising a puppy, Is not for the lazy!
Though puppies are funny, They're also crazy.
But don't despair, Though toil and strife.
After 3 years, you'll get back your life!
So, let's go for "walkies", You can "do your thing"
(And perhaps I'll get back my DIAMOND RING!)





Rottweiler Property Laws

If I like it, IT'S MINE
If it's in my mouth, IT'S MINE
If I can take it from you, IT'S MINE
If I had it a little while ago, IT'S MINE
If it is mine it must never appear to be yours in any way
If I'm chewing something all the pieces ARE MINE
If it looks just like mine, IT'S MINE
If I saw it first, IT'S MINE
If you are playing with some thing and you put it down,
it automatically becomes MINE
If it is broken, IT'S YOURS





"The Guardian's Creed"

I shall be a believer of all that is good in man and all that is deserving in animals. I shall plead for their lives, campaign for their safety, and uphold their right to a natural death.
I shall seek out the injured and the maimed, the unloved and the abandoned, and tend to them in their last days.
I shall not forget their place in the hierarchy of life, nor that we walk in each other's paths.
I shall bear witness to the wonder they bring into our lives, and to the beauty they bestow on our souls.
I shall restore their spirits when they are waning, bind their wounds when they bleed,
cradle them when they whimper and comfort them when they mourn. I shall be near them in their hour of greatest need -a companion and a friend when their time has come.
I shall watch over them and console them and ask that the angels gather them in their arms.
From the creatures of the earth I shall learn the fruits of compassion and undying love.
In their company, I shall indeed be blessed.





Dog's Quotes

-"The ideal dog food would be a ration that tastes like a postman."

-"Dogs have given us their absolute all.
We are the center of their universe, we are the focus of their love and faith and trust.
They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made."

-"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue."

-"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you.
It is the principal difference between a dog and a man."

-"Old dogs, like old shoes, are comfortable.
They might be a bit out of shape and a little worn around the edges, but they fit well."

-"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself."

-"Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about little puppies."

-"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face."

-"If there is no heaven for dogs, then I want to go where they go when I die."

-"The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him
and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too."

-"If dogs could talk, perhaps we would find it as hard to get along with them as we do with people."

-"The dog who meets with a good master is the happier of the two."

-"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman.
The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog."

-"Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."

-"My little dog -- a heartbeat at my feet."

-"To err is human, to forgive, canine."

-"The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic."

-"Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole."

-"Every boy should have two things: a dog, and a mother willing to let him have one."

-"The dog represents all that is best in man."

-"An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language."



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